Thursday, December 3, 2009

the new Melrose Place

So, I watched the latest episode last night. I think that, for the most part, it is an entertaining show. But there are certain elements that need to be fixed or eliminated.

I already got my way with Ashlee Simpson being fired from the show. The girl could not act her way out of a wet paper bag. Does she really have to do everything her sister does? Just because you are related girls, doesn't mean you can both do the same things and be good at it. She has the one face she always makes, whether she is happy, sad, angry, whatever. She tilts her chin and kind of squints her eyes and her voice changes. This does not acting make! She's gone.

Now, please do something with Jonah and Riley. Boring! They always argue and make up. If I wanted to see that, I would just film me and my fiance. It's a nighttime soap opera, give the people what they want, DRAMA!

Heather Locklear is on the last leg of her career. She probably just needs the job so she can get more plastic surgery. We get it, she's evil, she's conniving. She is going to get all of you one way or another. Kill her too, please.

I like the way that 90210 integrates the old cast with the new. Its not in your face. Melrose Place is forcing all the old characters on us and not allowing the new cast to grow on its own.

David and his father, also a lame plot. Dr.Mancini is an ass, he doesn't want anything to do with his son. Back and forth every episode. Why don't we just discover that David isn't his son and call it a day?

Auggie is a very attractive man. Keep him for eye candy.

I do like the Lauren being a prostitute story because I have personally never seen a show that has done that before. But since her and David are hooking up, maybe that has been put on hold indefinitely?

Ella is a great character. She can be a manipulative little bitch but she also has a heart. They should hook her up with something.

I think I may download the original now.

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